Jimmy Muttonchops

Celebrated talent of the St. Louis Radiant broadcast community; Jimmy Muttonchops is an exceedingly eccentric character, with muttonchops extending up to a foot in length on both sides of his face. He’s truly hard to miss if one sees him in person. Although most folk will never meet the man, everyone knows of him from the Jimmy Muttonchops Variety Hour radiant broadcasts. The Nyx Mix is his trademark, but he can be heard on almost every radiant wavegate at one time of the day or other. Some are pre-recorded for later broadcast, but most are transmitted live, leading to some puzzlement and a question if the eccentric celebrity ever sleeps or if there is something more mysterious or distasteful responsible for his ubiquitous voice. Taste is a matter of which Jimmy is known to have a unique sense. His wardrobe makes a Glass Knife’s clashing vibrance seem sedate. His penchant for horrifying color choices has made him notable subject of talk in the St. Louis fashion community. His bottle-green tuxedo, pastel pink shirt and matching top hat at the premier of Don Giovanni caused quite a stir. A great deal of debate rages over whether he is a fashion visionary, or a fashion Apollyon. Many have inquired about his choices, which has only further stimulated his queerness. For all of his clamorous garb and public eccentricity, the Nyx Mix is one of the most widely rebroadcast radiant programs in the world, with recordings sent to such remote places as the Sudbury Basin mining district in Canada. Jimmy Muttonchops is reputed as quite the ladies' man, but no one has been able to locate any lady willing to admit to any secret trysts with the celebrity, a fact that has led to a public assumption that this reputation has been mostly concocted and spread by the radiant star himself. Popular with young and old alike, Muttonchops’ eccentricity is either loved passionately or hated vociferously. He has his share of detractors. A well-established rivalry has blossomed between himself and Johnny Handlebars, whose moustache possesses similarly biblical proportions. Johnny Handlebars is king of radiant in the Dominion of Texas. However, Jimmy's celebrity only grows when mud begins to sling. More and more people tune into his radiant programs every week. Whether passing fad or the crest of some future trend, Jimmy Muttonchops is certainly someone that everyone in St. Louis knows about.